all people scare me.

illest:

Oh My ➜ More

Idris Elba for Details, September 2014 Issue by Mark Seliger

"Peter, I know these last few months have been hard for you. But I’m going to a better place and I will be okay, and I will always be with you. You are the light my life. My precious son. My little Star-Lord.”

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

ntonystark:

We create our own demons.

 MARVEL PHASE II MOVIES.

croatractorvirus:

thefunerarydirgeofaviolinist:

If I don’t reblog this just assume I died.

If I don’t reblog this assume I was taken to Isengard

allteensrelate:

Move Bitch #getoutmecar

I will fucking get one of these dogs I fucking WILL.

  • person: but if you're asexual AND aromantic, what DO you like?
  • me: money

phosphorescentt:

feministxprincess:

Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

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